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Mythic
Prelude
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Travelin'
Crooks
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As everyone
with an interest in the mythic cycles
of the year learns early on, the importance
of April, apart from its position at
the top of spring amid showers that
stroke the Earth and help quicken new
life, is that it celebrates the transition
from Aries month (3/20 - 4/19), ruled
by Mars, to Taurus month (4/19 - 5/20),
ruled by Venus, and along with it the
eternal, hopeful, irresistible and impossible
marriage that is at best an unstable
compound or uneasy alliance, at the
other extreme a battle of the sexes
in which the weaponry gets deadlier,
the spy game trickier, the peace accord
more vindictive all the time, at least
among those who no longer hold in vision
the Grail of Love, but know only the Cup of Fear.
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In truth, the three-month
cycle of Spring has always been a three-act
drama in which the dynamic and inherently
conflictive urges of Mars rule Act One,
the deliciously
conciliatory energies of Venus rule
Act Two, and the Hieros Gamos,
or Divine Marriage celebrated in the
month of Juno, rules Act Three. The
marriage can last only if it is founded
in spiritual love. When it is not, and
it usually is not, it fails,
and has to be attempted all over again
in another Spring.
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So next month's Calendar will be mainly about Venus, and about the extraordinary trend of Venus events that begin on April 19 when the Sun enters Taurus, continue through Aug. 7 as Venus is both confessor and communicator over a very long four-month stay in Gemini, and climaxe on June 8 at the Venus Occultation or Venus passage that was briefly noted in the March
Mythic Prelude, and will be the
main mythic topic next month.
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Until Taurus Month
begins on 4/19, and with it a time when
the feminine is favored and empowered
-- indeed, for some women,
the challenge of Taurus Month 2004 will be in learning how
to use beauty for medicinal purposes
only -- our emphasis is on Mars, and
on the two main astral aspects he forms
while the Sun is still in Aries:
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4/5:
At the Full Moon -- relatively uncomplicated,
except for a trine (120° angle)
between the Moon in Libra and Neptune
in Aquarius, and a sextile (60°)
between Neptune and Sun in Aries --
Mars in Gemini crosses into a square
(90°) with Jupiter in Virgo. The
best thing that can be said about this
intensely unpleasant relationship between
the hot teenager who wants to take the
car out and peel some rubber, and the
father who won't give him the keys,
is that it does tend to be decisive,
as one would expect from a clash between
Warrior and Ruler. The emphasis here
is more upon conflict resolution than
the conflict itself, and on how we will
pick up the pieces and assemble them
into something new.
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4/14: Mars in Gemini trine Neptune
in Aquarius. These two planets are related
at an arc of 120° ("trine")
for the nine days from 4/9 to 4/18,
but 4/14 is the giddiest: the moment
when creative inspiration in motion,
dance itself, is driven by Mars the
Red Warrior. From the Mythic Prelude
for April, 2003:
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"The male
warrior is only one of many mythic types,
male and female, who rule . . . Aries month
. . . . Their
common trait is that they are all makers,
bearers and thieves of creative fire.
Among those who enjoy envisioning conflict
of Biblical proportions, April has long
been called the month when kings go
forth to W Word, and many have been
suckered for millennia by the scam that
April belongs to Mars the Warrior. It does, but
only in the sense that the True Warrior is
actually all men and women who practice
the virtues of courage, endurance, discipline,
patience, resourcefulness and protectiveness,
and the arts of building, saving, fire
making and mercy. This type is firm
in the practice of love." (For
more on the other type, the Black Mars,
see The Fires of
Mars from last August.)
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The tendency of Mars to take fire by force when he can, and steal it by fraud when he must, has always been a part of his character, especially as he ages from Achilles into Agamemnon or Odysseus, and may even devolve further -- as an afflicted Mars is tense with fraud and lies are invariably the product of fear -- into a psychopathic personality as typified by Donald Rumsfeld, whose recent statement that "There are no good targets in Afghanistan. There are lots of good targets in Iraq" represents perfectly the image of the psychopath, or "anti-social personality," that Dr. Hervey Cleckley (in The Mask
of Sanity) compares to a gourd with
a material outside (the "mask"), but no
spiritual content within. To paraphrase
Dr. Cleckley: There's nothing there. No conscience, no guilt, no
remorse. They're great actors, though.
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Apart from the general
proclivity of Mars to be economical
with the truth in April -- why else
does April Fool's Day fall today, and
the IRS and millions of taxplayers try
to scam each other two weeks from now?
-- it is evident now in the United States,
as gourds on high vines brace themselves
for the knife of knowledge and the tap
of truth, as Dick Cheney secretly teaches
Rumsfeld how to stay in the lower register
of his voice, and still can't get Dr.
Rice to try to look like "Condi"
and soften a face that would scare Dostoyevsky's
Grand Inquisitor, that the mask will
hardly hold until July, much less into
November; and when Republicans try to
steal the presidential election again
-- this time by computer voting fraud
-- there may be too many truth tellers,
and too many truth tricksters, aligned
against them. Or maybe not.
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At a time when the
Simeda company of Romania is now marketing
in the USA a device called a SoundCover,
which supplies fake background noises
for cell phones -- so users can claim
to be at the freeway, the church or
the bank, and not home with a hangover
-- how do we get ready to crack the
gourds, lance the lies and clean
up the present and growing horror? By
telling the truth at almost all times,
except when we are beating the conspirators
and liars at their own game when we
can, and by delivering the goods in
laughter and the language and rhythms
that people know and like, so we make
it fun for them to wake up. We attempt
the kind of comedy that follows here,
a rant the author did last night in
Honolulu, in a cross between hip hop
and hunt rhythms:
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Travelin'
Crooks:
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Those travelin' crooks
are runnin' everywhere
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Travelin' crooks are
runnin' everywhere
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Travelin' crooks
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With irresistible
looks
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Travelin' crooks
are runnin' everywhere.
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It's only what you
already know About
how some months ago,
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You heard it from the FBI
And the CIA
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And the other spies
Lookin' every which
way
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That your family is
in danger.
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There are chemicals
in the air, Biologicals in the air,
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There's botulism in the air,
Dioxin in the air,
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There's anthrax in
the air, And
so much danger in the air,
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That you Better
line your windows,
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Line your doors,
Line your ceilings,
Line your floors
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With duct tape
And plastic sheeting.
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And when you're done,
You line everyone around you,
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And then you line yourself
Right into the bag.
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But did you know
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That all of
the duct tape in America
Is made by two companies,
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And of those two companies,
There is just one company
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That gave
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One Hundred
Thousand dollars
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To the Bush campaign
in Two Thousand?
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Did you know about
that? Bet you didn't. Now
you do.
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Who's gonna tell you?
Me, that's
who.
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I
deal in the truth. I
don't run lies.
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I'm
not the government, I'm
not the spies.
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I'm
not the media, I'm
not the rich.
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I'm
not some corporate son
of a Hahaaaaaah!
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I know all about it.
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'Cause I ran a contest To
find the snazziest
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And
also the funniest And even the sexiest ways
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To use duct tape And plastic sheeting
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To Stop the War
And
scam some Republicans
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Who deserve it
Deep and bad.
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What won the contest?
What
took the prize?
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You will never believe
your eyes.
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It was this:
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It's a Dick Cheney
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Bone Builder
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Just
like on the internet.
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The Halliburton Hardon
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Right here in your
hand.
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How does it work?
Haw!
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Well, for fourteen
days,
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Every night when you
go to sleep
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You park your penis
in
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The Bone Builder.
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Nothin' happens for
a while
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And for those fourteen
days,
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It looks like nothin'
ever will,
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But then amazingly,
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And so miraculously,
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Even if you started
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With a teeny little dicklet No bigger than a Freedom fry,
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Now all of a sudden
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You are The owner of the boner
of the year
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You've got The bone they moan
for now
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You can take it to
the bank.
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Does it really work?
No way. It's a
scam!
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Brought to you by
People on the lam
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It isn't worth A tenth of a damn.
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So how Can we realize
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In the land of Travelin'
Crooks
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Maximum predatory
profit From this opportunity?
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We find 25,000 morons,
All of them Rush
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Limbaugh
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Ditto heads
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With little tiny penises
And we sell 'em all
the
Bone Builder.
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They send us $80 dollars
each, And when the money
all comes in,
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We've got two million
dollars
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And we fly off to
Monaco Or meringue into Buenos
Aires
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Or sail the isles
of Greece Or we slip into Leningrad.
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It doesn't exist anymore,
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So it's the perfect
place To hide yourself out
for a while.
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And then after a while,
We run it all again
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With the penis patch
And the penis pill,
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The penis drink And whatever you will,
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The penis tea And the penis gel,
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The penis software
And the penis spell,
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The penis bank And the penis trick,
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Almost anything to
get a new Hahaaaaaah!
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I know all about it.
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You want to beat those
travelin' crooks?
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Then think like a
travelin' crook,
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And move like a travelin'
crook
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Use your nose like
a travelin' crook
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Cookin' the books,
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The travelin' crooks
are runnin' everywhere,
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Runnin' everywhere.
(3x)
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And that's
it for now. Keep holding
that frequency.
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Copyright
2004 Dan Furst
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