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Mythic Prelude Supplement:
Michael Lightweaver: "We Need to Talk"
Melynda Jill Jones: "Outsourcing of Jobs Reaches the President"
Anonymous: "Sponge Bob's Secrets"
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Michael Lightweaver: "We Need to Talk: A Message from Big Mama"
You know something, I'm kind of fed up with you guys. You take everything SO PERSONALLY. It doesn't occur to most of you that I am ALIVE. Yes, I'm a living being just like you. I'm continually evolving, growing, changing, etc., and you are a part of my growth as you are a part of your own process. When I stretch, yawn, hiccup, sneeze or simply celebrate my Bat Mitzvah, you think it's some kind of collective punishment for your 'sins.'
We Need To Talk!
Your popular human religions have done you a deadly disservice by teaching you that I and all my other creatures are simply objects that were designed for your pleasure to use, abuse, exploit and destroy. Did it ever occur to you how arrogant that is?
We Need To Talk!
You worry about 'Earth Changes' -- no such thing except for the fact that I am continually changing. It's not an event. It's an ongoing process that you don't understand because of your fruit fly mentality.
Last week some guy found fossilized footprints of a dinosaur which roamed the suburbs of Washington, DC. 100 million years ago. That was long before you were even a suggestive sparkle in the Creators eyes.
Did you know that the total life span of a fruit fly is seven days? Seven days!
OK, so lets say this guy John-the-fruitfly is born one Monday morning in late October. On Thursday, the first freeze of the season hits. John tragically freezes to death. Now one could take a fruitfly perspective and claim that this was some kind of punishment for Johns many fruitfly misdeeds or - taking a somewhat larger view of the matter - one could see that John had the unfortunate bad luck - or chose at some level - to be born four days before the first killing frost. John really doesn't understand time or cycles. His lifespan and genetic memory are too brief to grasp either one.
Do you have any idea how old I AM? Your life span isn't much more than that of a fruit fly. Your whole species is created, thrives and becomes extinct while I'm enjoying a cup of tea on a lovely cosmic afternoon. It's just that you don't have an 'eonic' sense of time so you tend to take things personally.
We Need To Talk!
One hundred years from now, you and everyone you know will be dead.... and on to greater adventures. All the important people and events that you read about in the newspaper or see on TV... Gone, and for the most part, forgotten. I will still be here, yawning, hiccuping, sneezing and enjoying my afternoon tea long after your species ceases to even be a memory around this place. Put your daily petty dramas into THAT perspective.
Why does it ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU? Did it ever occur to you how much of your energy and money is focused on killing other species on this planet - and I'm not just talking about bug spray and chicken farms. You are spending over $175 million dollars a day to destroy Iraq while 14,000 children starve to death every day. That means that more children have starved to death so far since 12/26/04 - just from neglect - than all of those who died in the big wave. And then you applaud yourself for sending two days worth of war costs for relief. NOW THAT IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE PERSONALLY!
YES, I'M PISSED - BIG TIME. But God & I haven't conspired to punish you. You seem to do a fairly good job of that yourself. I'm just fed up with taking the blame - along with GOD - for just being who I am and doing what I have been doing for the last umpteen millions of years; long before you came on to the scene.
And though I may not sound very compassionate at the moment, I do feel the pain of EVERY ONE OF MY CREATURES who suffers. Did you know that I sent a warning to let everyone know that I was about to sneeze? Did you see the news? The only ones who heard me were the wild animals in India and some 'primitive' tribal people on a remote island. They all went to higher ground just before the wave hit and none of them died. Why didn't the rest of you hear me???
So I let you know I'm about to sneeze, you don't hear me because you aren't listening, and it wreaks havoc. And then you have the audacity to blame GOD! Give me a break.
Maybe you should just start listening..... Or even better, maybe you should ask yourself what you are doing that is so important that you aren't listening....
We Need To Talk!
This article will soon be posted on the Network 2012 website.
Michael Lightweaver is founder of the Planetary Awakening Network (PAN) and International Institute for Global Leadership. See also the website of the Mountain Light Sanctuary.
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OUTSOURCING OF JOBS REACHES THE PRESIDENT
by Staff Reporter Melynda Jill
Washington DC - Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to overseas interests as of June 30th, the end of this fiscal year. The move is being made to save not only a significant portion of the President's $400K yearly salary, but also a record $521 Billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead.
"We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be significant" stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-Wash). Reynolds, with the aid of the GAO (the General Accounting Office), has studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively. "We cannot expect to remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time. Sanji Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the Office of President of the United States as of July 1.
Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but with no health coverage or other benefits. It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when few offices of the US Government will be open.
"Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the American Express call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President someday."
A Congressional Spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using this tree, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issues at all.
"We know these scripting tools work," stated the Spokesperson. "Mr. Bush has used them uccessfully for years."
Mr. Bush will receive health overage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he will be eligible for $240 dollars a week unemployment for 13 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
Mr. Bush has been provided the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to limited practical work experience. One possibility is re-enlistment in the Army National Guard. Should he choose this option, he would likely be stationed in Iraq, a country he has visited. "I've been there, I know all about Iraq," stated Mr. Bush, who gained invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit to the Baghdad Airport nonsmoking terminal and gift shop.
Sources in Baghdad and Falluja say Mr. Bush would receive a warm reception from local Iraqis. They have asked to be provided with details of his arrival so that they might arrange an appropriate welcome. Congress continues to explore other outsourcing possibilities including that of Vice president and most Cabinet positions.
Melynda Jill Jones describes herself as "independently poor, retired early . . . just an ordinary girl from Phoenix, Arizona, who has been blessed to live a most extraordinary life." She believes that "the only real sin is the withholding of love."
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Anonymous: "Sponge Bob's Secrets"
The author of this piece declines credit for writing it, and has no plans to publish it. Until it's picked up and posted on the web, it's available on request from dan@hermes3.net.
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Copyright 2005 Dan Furst. All Rights Reserved.
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